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1. What do you call an annoying vampire?
A pain in the neck!

2. What country did candy come from?
Sweeten!

3. Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon!

4. Have you heard the skunk joke?
You won't want to! It really stinks!

5. What do you get when you cross a rooster and a dog?
A cocka-poodle-doo!

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1. Why did the man freeze his money?
Cause he wanted cold, hard cash!

2. Why did the girl tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.

3. What do you call 2 spiders who just got married?
Newlywebs.

4. What stays in the corner but travels around the world?
A stamp.

5. Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole-in-one.