:D

1. Why did the man freeze his money?
Cause he wanted cold, hard cash!

2. Why did the girl tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.

3. What do you call 2 spiders who just got married?
Newlywebs.

4. What stays in the corner but travels around the world?
A stamp.

5. Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole-in-one.